coming soon: So here's Linsey in her strange laboratory doing rude things

Linsey Dawn McKenzie filmed a series of masturbation videos when she used to visit SCORE in Miami for LinseysWorld.com. These were not the usual toy and cum on a couch videos. They had off-the-wall scenarios. Linsey as a nurse. Linsey as a life-sized doll popping out of a huge gift box. Linsey as a door-to-door bra saleswoman. Linsey as a vampire, Countess Suckula. Dave and I wrote some of them.

This one has Linsey as a scientist who invents a dildo machine for women so they can fuck themselves senseless. Unusual? Absolutely. At the time, we had on loan a masturbation machine from a company called Ken's Twisted Mind. This bizarre gizmo cost over a grand at the time. Crystal Gunns and a few other girls used it also in a SCORE DVD called F-Machine Girls. I guess the women who buy them (or their husbands) make a good income. Ken's is still in business.

Many masturbation videos show a girl on a couch or bed toying themselves and playing with their tits. That's…